Some Funny Pick-Up Lines

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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all
over you.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you
know what I'm here after.

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee fall-
ing for you.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me
crazy!

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
again?

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and
hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name
and number for insurance reasons.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your
eyes!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

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